WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR LATEST: DOOMSDAY BOOKS MORE POPULAR WITHOUT HIM

HISTORY MAINTENANCE COMMISSION RESEARCH DEPARTMENT REPORT WHAT IF WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR FAILED TO GET THROUGH CUSTOMS ON HIS ARRIVAL IN ENGLAND IN 1066? A world without William Duke of Normandy successfully conquering England would be an altogether more depressing place due to the fact Doomsday Books filled with fatalistic prophesies would dominate the publishing marketContinue reading “WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR LATEST: DOOMSDAY BOOKS MORE POPULAR WITHOUT HIM”

DONALD CAMPBELL MISSION ON BRINK OF FAILURE AS NIGHTINGALE TUCKS UP HER SKIRTS

HISTORY MAINTENANCE COMMISSION HOLOGRAM DEFENSE PROGRAM LATEST INTELLIGENCE ON MISSION NIGHTINGALE 5th Report from 1844 from Donald Campbell This morning the sun was shining. It was like glass out there. A perfect opportunity to set the world’s water speed record. Before I let rip, Flo said that it was transparent my superstitious nature was holdingContinue reading “DONALD CAMPBELL MISSION ON BRINK OF FAILURE AS NIGHTINGALE TUCKS UP HER SKIRTS”

BLEAK OUTLOOK IN FAWKES CASE AS BRITONS TO BECOME HOUSEBOUND IF NO PENNY FOR THE GUY

RESEARCH DEPARTMENT HISTORY MAINTENANCE COMMISSION ONE OF SEVERAL REPORTS ON THE QUESTION WHAT IF GUY FAWKES WAS TREATED LIKE A FIREWORK? (PRESUMABLY KEPT IN A TIN BOX AND KEPT AT ARM’S REACH) Best Case Scenario British children for many years used to make a Guy Fawkes effigy to burn on Bonfire Night, November 5th. TheContinue reading “BLEAK OUTLOOK IN FAWKES CASE AS BRITONS TO BECOME HOUSEBOUND IF NO PENNY FOR THE GUY”

NIGHTINGALE SOLVES MR WHOPPIT OVERSIGHT TO CALM CAMPBELL NERVES

HOLOGRAM DEFENSE PROGRAM of the History Maintenance Commission NYC MISSION NIGHTINGALE Introductory note from Mortimore Hackpot :We forgot to make allowances for Campbell’s deeply superstitious nature. We sent holograms of his Bluebird car and boat with him but neglected to add Mr Whoppit, who is just as important. Fortunately, Florence Nightingale appears to have savedContinue reading “NIGHTINGALE SOLVES MR WHOPPIT OVERSIGHT TO CALM CAMPBELL NERVES”