OUR PORTAL INTO THE PAST: THE CORN EXCHANGE CLOCK

How do we manage to make contact with the past here at The History Maintenance Commission such as when we need to launch a hologram towards an historical figure at a pivotal stage in their development? Without giving too much away, for this could put many more past situations at risk of tampering from nefariousContinue reading “OUR PORTAL INTO THE PAST: THE CORN EXCHANGE CLOCK”

BOUDICCA MISSION A GREAT SUCCESS. Pet Owners Sigh Of Relief.

Post Boudicca Mission Observations. ‘m so delighted that our persistence paid dividend in the end,’ declared Mortimore Hackpot spokesperson for The History Maintenance Commission on the East Coast. ‘But it was a close call and I know that Professor Delphi¬† (The HMC CEO) as an animal lover was particularly concerned as he was sitting onContinue reading “BOUDICCA MISSION A GREAT SUCCESS. Pet Owners Sigh Of Relief.”

BOUDICCA BACK ON COURSE FOR REBELLION Jardine Plays His Greatest Innings.

More From The Douglas Jardine Hologram in First Century Britain: DAY 4 The Icenorium Amphitheatre was the same shape as my county Surrey’s home ground The Oval. This helped allay some of my anxiety. The Three Heads of Cerberus sat on a portable stage erected at the far end of the arena. The Master ofContinue reading “BOUDICCA BACK ON COURSE FOR REBELLION Jardine Plays His Greatest Innings.”

JARDINE ENLISTS THREE HEADS OF CERBERUS IN BOUDICCA MISSION

MISSION BOUDICCA DOUGLAS JARDINE HOLOGRAM NEXT REPORT IN FROM ICENI TERRITORY, ANCIENT BRITAIN NEXT REPORT: Day Three One consideration to bear was the reaction of Romano/British crowds. The players would be on a very sticky wicket if the needs of those in attendance were not pandered to. To this end I ensconced myself amongst theContinue reading “JARDINE ENLISTS THREE HEADS OF CERBERUS IN BOUDICCA MISSION”

JARDINE MAKES CONTACT WITH BOUDICCA. INITIAL EXCHANGES PROMISING.

MISSION BOUDICCA The hologram of controversial ‘Bodyline’ England cricket captain Douglas Jardine has made contact with Boudicca, Queen of the Iceni in First Century Britain. With the weather having seemingly improved in AD 60 Norfolk, The History Maintenance Commission have received a far more substantial report from visiting hologram Douglas Jardine than his initial missiveContinue reading “JARDINE MAKES CONTACT WITH BOUDICCA. INITIAL EXCHANGES PROMISING.”

JARDINE FIRST REPORT….CRITICS

MISSION BOUDICCA REPORT FROM DOUGLAS JARDINE Day One. Toss delayed as heavy rain. No prospect of play today. REPORT ENDS The first report from Douglas Jardine was released earlier and this is a selection of extracts from the emails we have received at the HMC: ‘Surely, using an England cricket captain for this venture wasContinue reading “JARDINE FIRST REPORT….CRITICS”

DOUGLAS JARDINE HOLOGRAM LAUNCHED TOWARDS AD 60 BRITAIN

MISSION BOUDICCA The Hologram of Douglas Jardine has been called up to in the battle to keep Boudicca upon the historical path we associate with her. So what can we expect from the most controversial England cricket captain of all time? The man who won the Ashes for his country but almost lost the BritishContinue reading “DOUGLAS JARDINE HOLOGRAM LAUNCHED TOWARDS AD 60 BRITAIN”

WITHOUT BOUDICCA WE COULD HAVE HAD POSH ALIENS INSTEAD OF VICTORIANS

What If Boudicca’s Husband Hadn’t Used A Cheap Will Writing Kit? The Problems of Queen Victoria Having A Different Name. When Queen Victoria ascended the throne in 1837, she opted not to be called by her first name Alexandrina, but by her second name Victoria as it held etymological links to the ancient name BoudiccaContinue reading “WITHOUT BOUDICCA WE COULD HAVE HAD POSH ALIENS INSTEAD OF VICTORIANS”

Jacques Tati….Monsieur Hulot’s Report from First Century Britain.

MISSION BOUDICCA REPORT RECEIVED FROM JACQUES TATI HOLOGRAM: Monsieur Hulot is liking this period of Ancient Britain very much. It is like he has come here to enjoy himself. He wants to lap up the transformation from archaic to Roman invention and consumerism. He wants to relax and observe on the beach and swim inContinue reading “Jacques Tati….Monsieur Hulot’s Report from First Century Britain.”

Jacques Tati Enlisted To Meet With Boudicca….HMC Set To Launch French Comedian Hologram Back To Ancient Britain

MISSION BOUDICCA The History Maintenance Commission has approved of the launching of the Jacques Tati hologram to assist in Mission Boudicca and encourage her to rebel against the Romans in First Century Britain. Tati was born in France in 1907 and died in the country of his birth 75 years later. Through his creation, MonsieurContinue reading “Jacques Tati Enlisted To Meet With Boudicca….HMC Set To Launch French Comedian Hologram Back To Ancient Britain”