PETER BROUGH & ARCHIE ANDREWS REPORT BACK FROM MISSION NIGHTINGALE

REPORT SUBMITTED BY PETER BROUGH AND ARCHIE ANDREWS, Hampshire, England 1844. PETER BROUGH: Good morning, everybody, I’m here with Archie, my boy, looking forward to a nice cup of tea after a successful night in Miss Florence Nightingale’s bedroom. ARCHIE ANDREWS: Here, steady on Brough, you’d better not let Richard Monckton Milnes hear you sayContinue reading “PETER BROUGH & ARCHIE ANDREWS REPORT BACK FROM MISSION NIGHTINGALE”

WITHOUT CHIPS A GREAT DEAL OF THE UK WILL HAVE HAD THEIRS!! Devastating Findings In Sir Walter Raleigh Case.

Examining Raleigh’s introduction of potatoes into the Western World. The central tenet of the argument is that without potatoes there would be no chips and without chips Britain’s favourite dish Fish and Chips would cease to exist. Therein lies the problem. For it would mean millions of fish, particularly Cod, Haddock and Plaice wouldn’t beContinue reading “WITHOUT CHIPS A GREAT DEAL OF THE UK WILL HAVE HAD THEIRS!! Devastating Findings In Sir Walter Raleigh Case.”

PETER BROUGH & ARCHIE ANDREWS LAUNCHED IN NIGHTINGALE MISSION

Archie Andrews and Peter Brough (above) launched towards Florence Nightingale. We can confirm that holograms of Peter Brough and his doll Archie Andrews have been sent back to 1844 to meet with Miss Nightingale, so what can we expect from the English ventriloquist and his wooden sidekick (although as a hologram both will be composedContinue reading “PETER BROUGH & ARCHIE ANDREWS LAUNCHED IN NIGHTINGALE MISSION”

TRANSPORT WOULD BE STYMIED IF BRUNEL BECAME A MARRIAGE COUNSELLOR

What If Brunel Decided It Would Be Easier To Build Bridges By Becoming A Marriage Guidance Councillor? It is appropriate that the History Maintenance Commission focuses upon how badly Bristol, the city in England that Brunel transformed through his innovative Great Western Railway, the design for the Clifton Suspension Bridge and the launch of theContinue reading “TRANSPORT WOULD BE STYMIED IF BRUNEL BECAME A MARRIAGE COUNSELLOR”

BRITAIN’S TOURIST ATTRACTIONS IN A NELSON-LESS WORLD

A list of how the top tourist sites in Britain would look if Horatio Nelson had missed the Battle of Trafalgar to undergo a Health Benefits Assessment Tribunal. It means, of course, such staples we are used to today such as Trafalgar Square with Nelson’s Column and his flagship HMS Victory here in Portsmouth would beContinue reading “BRITAIN’S TOURIST ATTRACTIONS IN A NELSON-LESS WORLD”

CONCERNS OVER FATE OF THE BEAR & RAGGED STAFF IN A WARWICK THE KINGMAKER-LESS WORLD.

Warwick the Kingmaker’s Emblem The Bear & Ragged Staff  What If Warwick The Kingmaker Was Keen On Making Other Chess Pieces Too? Warwick was the most influential man in England during the 15th Century Wars of the Roses and his support ensured that Edward IV became King and then Henry VI was restored. His emblem,Continue reading “CONCERNS OVER FATE OF THE BEAR & RAGGED STAFF IN A WARWICK THE KINGMAKER-LESS WORLD.”

Nelson: The Tale of the Tape.

What If Nelson Missed The Battle of Trafalgar to Attend A Disability Benefits Tribunal Nelson’s Story 1758 Horatio Nelson is born on September 29, at Burnham Thorpe in Norfolk. He is the sixth of eleven children. The Norfolk Journal has to regularly give up so much space to announcements regarding births, deaths and marriages in his familyContinue reading “Nelson: The Tale of the Tape.”