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Part 13: GUY FAWKES RECEIVES THE OMPHALOS TREATMENT

Omphalos Computer Programme, NYC, Guy Fawkes results. Potted History 1570 On13 April Guy Fawkes is born in York, England. His parents complain angrily to the midwife about her lack of enthusiasm and empathy for the excitement the new arrival had brought the Fawkes family. ‘It was just another kid being born,’ she retorts. ‘No need

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Part 12: THE NINE THREATS

Professor Delphi requested a five minute intermission from the broadcast to collect his thoughts and when transmission from New York City resumed all four screens on the back wall were devoted to the academic’s findings and eight pictures associated with famous historical figures appeared along with two displaying wrestlers executing the same hold. ‘Two half-Nelsons

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Part 11: THE STRANGE PHENOMENON

‘About time you undraped for me,’ Wettypants Wetherall said and after initial hesitation I grasped her veiled meaning and revealed my strange phenomenon. ‘That’s a small cock?’ ‘It’s a pigeon,’ I responded although I knew she was aware of that. ‘I’ve had this photographic negative plate for years,’ I explained, ‘and the pigeon has never

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Part 10: SIR ISAAC NEWTON V TWO TON TONY GALENTO

‘Pamela Wettypants Wetherall, I assume?’ said I following the direction in which Kai pointed. She stood alongside a walnut stained podium on a stage that ran the left wall of The War Room. This overlooked a large, square table upon which an elaborate timeline displaying dates and places along with two cardboard cut out figures

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