60. Preparation For 1789.
It was agreed that my first mission as the world’s first Pastronaut would be to 1789, where I, Glen Mower, would encounter Horatio Nelson and dissuade him from entering the brewery bizz. Some bright spark from the future, had, it appeared, persuaded the naval hero to start producing a brew called Taff Lager, using water…
59. Popular Tourist Attractions In A Nelson-less World
More from the Dossier on Life Without Horatio Nelson: POPULAR TOURIST ATTRACTIONS UK 1. NELSON’S COLUMN Open 24/7. Located in London. Due to there being no Horatio Nelson, great naval hero, to place an outsized statue of atop the column, the residence is now occupied by an oversized statue of the town of Nelson in…
58. Turning A Blind Eye In A Nelson-less World
What life would be like if Horatio Nelson failed to become a British maritime hero: Nelson made turning a blind eye an acceptable, even heroic, option when he placed the telescope to his unsighted eye at the Battle of Copenhagen in 1801. Had Nelson been absent from history this famous incident wouldn’t have occurred and…
57. The Pastronaut.
Glen Mower was joined in the office he was starting to consider his own by the brilliant CEO of The History Maintenance Commission Professor Delphi. Everything about his presence oozed confidence both in manner as well as the unprecedented intellectual capacity he had at his disposal. Although the tale of the tape recorded him at…
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