October 2021 – Jonty Morgan Humourist

5: GRAVITY A SET DOWN AT SW19

Kai Diamonde adopted the swagger of a man at ease in his domain. ‘What’s different about this game at Wimbledon?’

‘So,’ Mower said as two empty cans occupied the coffee table, ‘you’re saying the past will be dabbled with?’ ‘Spot

‘Look, matey,’ Diamonde said as he placed two different cans of beer on the circular coffee table, his being the

‘Five grand!’ Mower said. ‘Five grand!’ It was as if repeating it would make more sense of the incomprehensible. ‘Your

It was more of an undesired coincidence than a strange phenomenon. That was Glen Mower’s first thought when he realised