October 2021 – Jonty Morgan Humour Sampler

5: GRAVITY A SET DOWN AT SW19

‘What’s different about this game at Wimbledon, Matey?’ ‘The English guy’s winning!’ Glen volleyed back with a hint of facetious

‘So,’ Mower said tapping his can but not in a code Morse would recognize, ‘you’re saying the past will be

‘Look, matey,’ Diamonde said as he placed two cans of beer on the circular coffee table, ‘get this down your

‘Five grand!’ Mower said. ‘Five grand if it doesn’t appear, yet only one if it does? There’s some weird bollox

It was more of an undesired coincidence than a strange phenomenon. That was Glen Mower’s first thought when he realised