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21. WHEN SATURDAY’S GONE By Jonaldo

Goal Celebrations Last week I scored a hat-trick in a 3-3 draw. The first a header from a pinpoint free

Hand Grenades Previously I described my talent for being in the right place at the right time to notch typical

In The Line Of Duty Southey’s great header off the line reminded me of our oldest player 82 year old

MotM On one occasion Mars Bar Derrick deviated from the norm of giving everyone a Mars Bar after the game

Parallels With 1966 It was about ten minutes into the second-half with the game deadlocked at nil-nil that my moment

DIPLOMATIC INCIDENT DRAWS ATTENTION From The Daily Bugle The recent, much publicised and regrettable incident which saw US Presidential Candidate

A Grave Situation News Item As It Appeared In The Rhondda Rocket: FOOTBALL CLUB BREAKS ASSOCIATION A Football Club in

AUSSIE TV MOGUL FRAUD Headline from the Front Page of The Daily Comet less than 24 hours after the second

CATCH OF THE DAY 2 On the back of the success of the first Catch Of The Day played before

OUT OF THE FRYING PAN… For Jacob Longlevers it has certainly been a case of out of the frying pan