WHEN SATURDAY’S GONE – Jonny Morgan Humour Sampler

15. WHEN SATURDAY’S GONE By Jonaldo

Advice from a Walking Footballer What my fellow players fail to realise when I mark my goalscoring feats with flamboyant

Advice from a Walking Footballer Bob is a big, likeable lad now in his late-70s. He is The COAT. The

Advice from a Walking Footballer Before the pandemic players didn’t pre-book on WhatsApp as occurs now. They turned up on

Advice from A Walking Footballer ‘A typical Jonaldo goal’. This is a term regularly used in exasperation by John South

Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer/ Senior Player As our defender Southey once wryly observed if all the assets of the

Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer What is classed as running in walking football is the biggest bone of contention in

Advice & Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player My partner considers us mean calling my occasional strike partner Losing Derek.

Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player Our oldest player is 85 year old Mike Williams. He is obviously far from

Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player It finished 3-3 on Friday. All six goals were crackers. I was in an

Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player Mars Bar Derrick pre-match informed me that instead of giving every player a Mars