food – Jonny Morgan Humour Sampler

BRUNEL The FRIDGE BUILDER by Jonty Morgan. (Extract from the Kindle book available on Amazon) Pitfalls of a life without Brunel.

If Brunel was subverted from his true calling, then Bristol Temple Meads Station wouldn’t exist. All sorts of solutions would

Advice from a Walking Footballer What my fellow players fail to realise when I mark my goalscoring feats with flamboyant

Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player Our oldest player is 85 year old Mike Williams. He is obviously far from

Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player Mars Bar Derrick pre-match informed me that instead of giving every player a Mars

Advice & Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player Nearing the game’s end with no score my glory moment arrived. I

DIPLOMATIC INCIDENT From The Daily Bugle The recent, regrettable incident which saw US Presidential Candidate Jas T Longberry’s visit to

AUSSIE TV MOGUL FRAUD Headline from the Front Page of The Daily Comet less than 24 hours after the successful

OUT OF THE FRYING PAN… For Jacob Longlevers it has certainly been a case of out of the frying pan

The Gore Poets ABE McCAULIFFE who fell at Sunbury Hill to Lord Dawley’s Hunt. IN OLD RONALD’S GARDEN In Old

6. Hunter of the Month: Simon De Grett With an impressive tally of 11 kills in June Simon De Grett