HEARTLESS

5. Campaign For Heartless Rights

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Feb 8th

London. ere will be a march by the heartless on Parliament in support of the Private Members Bill aimed at making officially heartless people exempt from making donations to charity. 10 am start.

Feb 12th

Letter writing campaign for two weeks starts. A fortnight blitz of snail mail on the offices of Mills & Boon by the heartless imploring them to significantly reduce their output of love and romance literature and instead diversify into the horror genre.

Feb 13th-14th

Blockade of Molly’s Florists in Tewkesbury designed to severely hamper the delivery of flowers in that area in the ongoing campaign to have St Valentine’s Day banned.

Feb 20th

The heartless are meeting at Clevedon College at 10.30 am with the intention of severely disrupting a training course for Bereavement Counsellors.

Feb 25th

London. March on Parliament in support of the campaign to make it illegal for anyone in the medical profession to request a stool sample from an officially heartless person. As it is generally acknowledged that heartless people don’t tend to give a, well don’t tend to give stool samples.