To facilitate the display of documents regarding current investigations undertaken by The History Maintenance Commission since their acquisition of this site previously the domain of The Hysterical News Agency, it has become […]
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STATEMENT FROM THE HISTORY MAINTENANCE COMMISSION
The History Maintenance Commission has decided in reaction to the continuing pandemic and economies needed to continue our mission to preserve the status quo in regards to historical events, to sever the […]
IF WARWICK THE KINGMAKER ENJOYED ASSEMBLING OTHER CHESS PIECES TOO
In tackling this interesting question The History Maintenance Commission based in Madison Avenue, NYC, has been provided with findings from The Omphalos, the computer program developed to answer these historical conundrums under […]
WHAT IF ROBERT THE BRUCE SUFFERED FROM ARACHNOPHOBIA?
The History Maintenance Commission has been faced with a new conundrum. The Madison Avenue based organisation has received a question that could have far reaching consequences if the course of history were […]
GUY FAWKES AGENT LETTERS RELEASED
As part of the research into Guy Fawkes conducted by the History Maintenance Commission the Omphalos programme speculates, as a matter of course with all subjects, the sort of correspondence Fawkes would […]
FANGIO, MRS BEATON & LEN SHACKLETON SELECTED FOR KING ARTHUR MISSION
The History Maintenance Commission has released its findings into how best to respond to the possibility of King Arthur’s local hardware store being out of round tables when he enquires. The HMC […]
KNIGHTHOODS WOULD BE AVOIDED IN A WORLD WITHOUT KING ARTHUR Lakes Also Sourced For WMDs
The report released today by the History Maintenance Commission reveals that in a world devoid of King Arthur we could expect great people to hold back on their worthy deeds for fear […]
WHAT IF B & Q WERE OUT OF ROUND TABLES WHEN KING ARTHUR VISITED?
The question that has been put to The History Maintenance Commission is What if B & Q (or the fifth century equivalent hardware store) were out of round tables when King Arthur […]
HISTORY MAINTENANCE COMMISSION ROCKED BY SCANDAL. Assassination of JFK Claims Another Victim
The Hysterical News Agency has received disturbing news regarding the actions of The History Maintenance Commission that will in future limit the scope of their activities. It has come to light, writes […]
DONALD CAMPBELL SAVES WORLD FROM THE LADY WITH THE CLAMP. HMC BOSS HAILS SUCCESSFUL MISSION.
‘I’m delighted to inform you that the mission to prevent Florence Nightingale from becoming known instead as The Lady With The Clamp has been an unqualified success.’ This one line statement was […]
