HEARTLESS

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Ageism

I am 93. My good wife of 68 years passed away last Fall. I have no reason for an emotional heart now. In fact, I could do without it as it just pains me now thinking of all those I have lost on my journey.

But, I am no mug. I hear the good sums of cash offered for donors and thought I may as well cash in. I accept I wasn’t going to get the amounts youngsters of 50 or 60 get, and definitely not what those in their teens and twenties can command. But $75! That’s a joke. Yes I was offered $75 and to compound the insult when I told the lady on the phone at Heart Toppers that I needed a minute to think about it she told me that it would then have dropped to $68.

Terry Maguire, New Bedford, Mass.

Chloe from Heart Toppers writes: Sorry to hear your experience with Heart Toppers didn’t meet with your expectations. Unfortunately, the long or short term availability of an emotional heart does reflect in the price purchasers are willing to pay for its use. I do once again apologise for the shock this caused to your system and hope it doesn’t color your judgement of us.

I Want My Heart Back

Three weeks ago, I sold my heart for a few thousand dollars with Heart Toppers. Anyway, I would like it back. As I have just met a wonderful woman and she was most disappointed when she checked online after I told her I loved her with all my heart, to find that I don’t have one. Someone in the US has it instead. But Heart Toppers on their site don’t show any way or means available to regain my heart. This is poor, in my opinion.

Jim Splatt, England.

Chloe from Heart Toppers writes: Hi Jim. Sorry to see you are experiencing troubles negotiating our site at Heart Toppers. I have looked up your file and I can confirm you are a heartless individual and that you waived the cooling off period for an increased fee. Even had you not, you would have exceeded our 2 week period by 8 days.

Once your heart has been accepted and the agreed financial remuneration received at the donor’s end, the emotional organ is registered quickly with us and then a suitable recipient found.

The only chance of regaining your heart lies in the hands of the new recipient being prepared to sell it for a price they are satisfied with. We act as brokers for an additional administration fee usually in the region of $2000.

That’s the best I can offer. Unless you want to buy a completely different heart for thousands more than what you parted with yours for. The thing to remember, Jimmer, about us here at Heart Toppers is we have many hearts but can be heartless too.