18. DOG ENDS

AUSSIE TV MOGUL FRAUD

Headline from the Front Page of The Daily Comet less than 24 hours after the second successful staging of Catch Of The Day at Wembley Stadium. Here follows the rest of the article:

Crecy Poker, the Antipodean TV mogul behind the recent triumphant stagings of Catch Of The Day on the newly created Die Sports channel that filled Wembley Stadium to the rafters has been proven to be an imposter.

This was the conclusion hastily reached when the real Crecy Poker was found chained to a wall with just enough food and water to last a fortnight in an office building in Sydney, Australia. Her cries for help went unheard as the office was deserted. It appears it was carefully selected by her abductor for this very reason as it was the HQ of The National Society for the Promotion of Sportsmanship in Australians so nobody ever went in there. Had New South Wales Police not received a tip off it’s doubtful she would ever have been found.

A spokesperson for Ms Poker said that she was incredibly shocked and upset by what she had experienced, was currently helping police and would be releasing a statement later. However, a source close to the TV mogul said that Crecy was impressed when checking how well the imposter had done in boosting shares in her companies through the addition of the newly created Die Sports. And that as a consequence she might be accommodating towards the possibility of being abducted again.

Speculation is now rife as to who was the imposter who created the elaborate and lucrative means of killing hunters and most leads are focusing on a woman whose activities have hitherto been kept under wraps so far called The Veiled Vixen.

‘She is a killer of hunters,’ explained Thadeus Deltoy the man charged with the task of locating her. ‘She will go to elaborate lengths to despatch them to their maker and what was witnessed yesterday at Wembley following hot on the heels of the inaugural Catch Of The Day, bears testimony to that.’

Thadeus Deltoy was quick to add that she might also go to straightforward lengths like three metres to achieve the same objective. Indeed, just prior to the recent extravaganzas at Wembley Stadium which saw the deaths of numerous hunters, four huntsmen in different parts of England and one in Wales were killed in their own homes by a woman believed to be The Veiled Vixen who in each case used the same modus operandi of disabling their doorbells. Deltoy has appealed for anyone with any information about these crimes to phone the Chimestoppers Hotline immediately.