HEARTLESS

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HEART TOPPERS

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Restricted

What a service. I was always getting so frustrated saying to my partner that I love her with all my heart. I wanted to love her more than that. Thanx to the good pros at Heart Toppers in Michigan, I am no longer restricted. Was able to put on my Valentine’s card. ‘I love you hunny, with all my heart, and all of Simon Latchwort’s heart in Cedar Falls and 35% of a guy’s heart in Liverpool, England too.’

Danson Pillcaster Wyoming.

Chloe from Heart Toppers writes: We are sure glad Danson, that you and your partner have acquired positive energy from your dealings with us. The donor from Liverpool has since informed us, due to his soccer team Everton losing to their local rivals, that the remainder of his heart has now been donated. Once we have registered it, it will be available at a quid pro quo rate, should you wish to upgrade. Give it some thought and if it appeals contact us through the usual channels.

No After Care

Yes, I sold my heart and I have no quibbles with the sum I received. Was happy with it. Wish I had been 15 years younger and got more for it. Sounds mercenary because that’s what it is. But I do find that while Heart Toppers are very professional in registering it all once donated and offering it to the most appropriate recipients, they don’t do anything for after care to the person who is then heartless.

Yes they are quick to resort to legal action if the donor breaches the terms and conditions of the deal, say for instance if the donor makes any declaration of still possessing a heart they have clearly sold, but they do nothing to help the donor acclimatise to life bereft of that emotional organ.

If I had another heart I would certainly think twice before favoring Heart Toppers with it again.

Rex Wall, NYC.

Chloe from Heart Toppers writes: Sorry your interactions with us haven’t been as positive an experience as you would have liked. We hope that the fee we remunerated you for your donation was well received and looking at our records we did offer good, after the transaction advice, in terms of utilising your heartlessness by becoming a rent collector in a poor area of Brooklyn.