travel – Jonty Morgan Humourist

21. WHEN SATURDAY’S GONE By Jonaldo

Goal Celebrations Last week I scored a hat-trick in a 3-3 draw. The first a header from a pinpoint free

Hand Grenades Previously I described my talent for being in the right place at the right time to notch typical

Big & Small Goals As I left the field in a fairly recent match Phil Dallas, who had been marking

MotM On one occasion Mars Bar Derrick deviated from the norm of giving everyone a Mars Bar after the game

The Dressing Room It was inevitable that I should put us, the dark shirts, into the lead with a header

AI HORSES AT THE GALLOP It’s got a whole lot harder for the prey of man hunts, well for those

Suspicions Hunters Fix Draw Concerns are being expressed that the weekly national draw to select victims to be hunted could

DIPLOMATIC INCIDENT DRAWS ATTENTION From The Daily Bugle The recent, much publicised and regrettable incident which saw US Presidential Candidate

AUSSIE TV MOGUL FRAUD Headline from the Front Page of The Daily Comet less than 24 hours after the second

CATCH OF THE DAY 2 On the back of the success of the first Catch Of The Day played before