WHEN SATURDAY’S GONE – Page 2 – Jonny Morgan Humour Sampler

5. WHEN SATURDAY’S GONE By Jonaldo

Advice & Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player Nearing the game’s end with no score my glory moment arrived. I

Advice from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player Apart from the goal I scored, another passage of play particularly pleased me today.

Advice from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player Ladies of a certain age are rather attracted to us senior footballers, possibly because

Advice & Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player I am a great header of the ball, which draws consternation from

Advice & Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player My lounge has been converted into a soccer changing room replete with

TRACKING DEVICES In my role as a senior footballer with a media presence I am deemed to be considered an

Mirroring Foursomes In November 1977, as I was fast approaching my 15th birthday, I witnessed Joe Royle’s debut for Bristol

GROUPIES DURING LOCKDOWN Senior footballers have the same distractions to contend with as their much younger, star counterparts. Gambling and

Sex & the Senior Footballer Now we come to the age old football question of whether it’s advisable to have