sports – Jonty Morgan Humourist

25. DOG ENDS

IT’S AN ILL WIND THAT BLOWS NO GOOD Two years ago Jackie McNabb received a desperate call from her husband.

Suspicions Hunters Fix Draw Concerns are being expressed that the weekly national draw to select victims to be hunted could

A Grave Situation News Item As It Appeared In The Rhondda Rocket: FOOTBALL CLUB BREAKS ASSOCIATION A Football Club in

Countdown To Oblivion Professor Ian Rittle of The Astrological Institute of West Wales issued this dire warning about the fate

FIRST-CLASS MALE We left Terry Jackson-Brown (Parts 1 and 2) having alighted upon a novel way of evading the hunt

Further Report From The Douglas Jardine Hologram in First Century Britain: DAY 4 The Icenorium Amphitheatre was the same shape

UN HISTORICAL SECURITY COUNCIL CONFIDENTIAL MISSION BOUDICCA DOUGLAS JARDINE HOLOGRAM REPORT 3: Day Three One consideration to bear was the

UN HISTORICAL SECURITY COUNCIL CONFIDENTIAL MISSION BOUDICCA 2nd Report Received From Douglas Jardine: Day Two Having won the toss I

HOLOGRAM DEFENSE PROGRAM MISSION BOUDICCA CONFIDENTIAL UN HISTORICAL SECURITY COUNCIL INTERNAL REPORT The Hologram of Douglas Jardine has been called

Kai Diamonde adopted the swagger of a man at ease in his domain. ‘What’s different about this game at Wimbledon?’