sports – Jonty Morgan Humourist

26. WHEN SATURDAY’S GONE By Jonaldo

Ex-Pros And Senior Football I have been involved with walking/senior football for eight and a half years and one of

Goal Celebrations Last week I scored a hat-trick in a 3-3 draw. The first a header from a pinpoint free

The COAT Just as there are the Peles, Maradonas and Messis of this world we can all marvel at it

Switching Sides Recently we had a game that involved me switching sides. This is a rarity now as the vast

It transpired that Glen Mower had met his own hologram. Whereas the real Mower was there to meet Professor Delphi,

IT’S AN ILL WIND THAT BLOWS NO GOOD Two years ago Jackie McNabb received a desperate call from her husband.

Suspicions Hunters Fix Draw Concerns are being expressed that the weekly national draw to select victims to be hunted could

A Grave Situation News Item As It Appeared In The Rhondda Rocket: FOOTBALL CLUB BREAKS ASSOCIATION A Football Club in

Countdown To Oblivion Professor Ian Rittle of The Astrological Institute of West Wales issued this dire warning about the fate

FIRST-CLASS MALE We left Terry Jackson-Brown (Parts 1 and 2) having alighted upon a novel way of evading the hunt