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Extract from The History of English Football According to Jonty Morgan Preston North End: The Invisibles

Preston North End Team Photo 1888-89 (above) Back Row: Dewhurst, Drummond, A. Goodall, J. Goodall, Mills-Roberts, Trainer, Robertson, J. Graham,

Advice from a Walking Footballer What my fellow players fail to realise when I mark my goalscoring feats with flamboyant

Advice from a Walking Footballer Bob is a big, likeable lad now in his late-70s. He is The COAT. The

Advice from a Walking Footballer Before the pandemic players didn’t pre-book on WhatsApp as occurs now. They turned up on

It transpired that Glen Mower had met his own hologram. Whereas the real Mower was there to meet Professor Delphi,

Countdown To Oblivion Professor Ian Rittle of The Astrological Institute of West Wales issued this dire warning about the world’s

FIRST-CLASS MALE Hunt prey, Terry Jackson-Brown, left us this update, not divulging his present status to touch upon some of

Further Douglas Jardine Hologram Report: DAY 4 The Icenorium Amphitheatre was similar in shape to The Oval, so I felt

CONFIDENTIAL MISSION BOUDICCA DOUGLAS JARDINE HOLOGRAM REPORT 3: Day Three One consideration to bear was the reaction of Romano/British crowds.

CONFIDENTIAL MISSION BOUDICCA 2nd Report Douglas Jardine: Day Two Having won the toss I elected to field first. Unsure of