Jonty Morgan

8. WHEN SATURDAY’S GONE By Jonaldo

Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player It finished 3-3 on Friday. All six goals were crackers. I was in an

Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player Mars Bar Derrick pre-match informed me that instead of giving every player a Mars

Advice & Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player Nearing the game’s end with no score my glory moment arrived. I

Advice from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player Apart from the goal I scored, another passage of play particularly pleased me today.

Advice from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player Ladies of a certain age are rather attracted to us senior footballers, possibly because

Advice & Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player I am a great header of the ball, which draws consternation from

Advice & Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player My lounge has been converted into a soccer changing room replete with

It transpired that Glen Mower had met his own hologram. Whereas the real Mower was there to meet Professor Delphi,

The two missions couldn’t have gone much better, apart from the fact that Joan of Arc and Frankenstein had now

New Measures The Government were keen to be seen as responsive to suggestions to improve the Man Hunts. Unlike the