Football – Jonty Morgan Humour Sampler

Extract from The History of English Football According to Jonty Morgan Preston North End: The Invisibles

Preston North End Team Photo 1888-89 (above) Back Row: Dewhurst, Drummond, A. Goodall, J. Goodall, Mills-Roberts, Trainer, Robertson, J. Graham,

Goal Celebrations Last week I scored a hat-trick in a 3-3 draw. The first a header from a pinpoint free

Advice from a Walking Footballer Bob is a big, likeable lad now in his late-70s. He is The COAT. The

Advice & Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player My partner considers us mean calling my occasional strike partner Losing Derek.

Advice & Anecdotes from a Walking Footballer/Senior Player My lounge has been converted into a soccer changing room replete with

Countdown To Oblivion Professor Ian Rittle of The Astrological Institute of West Wales issued this dire warning about the world’s

3. DOG ENDS Overpopulation Something had to be done. The mere fact that when The Prime Minister, Sir Wakeman Trellis,

1. Prologue: The Chief Suspect ‘He’s in tut front room, Mr Reynolds. Not often he gets a visit from top

Mirroring Foursomes In November 1977, as I was fast approaching my 15th birthday, I witnessed Joe Royle’s debut for Bristol

GROUPIES DURING LOCKDOWN Senior footballers have the same distractions to contend with as their much younger, star counterparts. Gambling and